This has to be the ugliest code I’ve ever written. There’s no better way to start the day than by giving yourself a project that you don’t know how to do. At least, I don’t think there is. It does kind of hurt the brain every now and then. But it’s really fulfilling. My day …
If it smells like trout… No, this isn’t about wild escapades with ladies. It’s a filler post! It can’t be that exciting. While I’m in the process of finding an apartment that isn’t, you know, not mine, and using internet that, technically, I don’t have permission to use, I figured I’d keep you up to …
Shh. There’s a penguin right behind me. I’m sitting on a chaise lounge[1] in Nanshan. I know, I know, I was in northern Bao’anqu yesterday morning. How did I get here? Well… The day started, as usual, with me minding my own business. I shaved, showered, cleaned up a bit and threw on my best …
I hate contracts. It’s like something I heard recently (and fully agree with) about kids. I think other people’s kids are great. Because, while I get to be crazy uncle Troy, tell them unfortunate stories, teach them how to swear and then disappear, their parents signed an 18 year contract with the little shits to …
I have a baby. His name is Baozi (bah-oh-zuh). Well, to be more accurate, I had a baby. This is probably confusing. Let’s start from the beginning. I have a tendency to meet wonderful women just before I head off for one of my international adventures. The first time I went to Oxford, I left …